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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Knock knock Come in

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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