Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Major League Soccer

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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