- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Women's rights

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

i killed my family

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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