A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Anyone can post anything.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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