- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Equal rights!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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