- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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