- Anti Joke

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.