What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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