I hate Jews The Holocaust

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"Knock knock" Come in!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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