- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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