- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Justin beiber's penis

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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