- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.