- Anti Joke

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.