Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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