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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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