Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Terraria

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

My Boyfriend

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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