- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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