- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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