- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

irish man drinking john smiths

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What moos like a cow? Another cow

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

woman's rights

Your Mom The End.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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