- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So a baby seal walks into a club

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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