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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

will you like this joke my sources say no

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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