why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Your gay

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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