why is pie good. because it just is.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A bar walks into a man

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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