- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

woman's rights

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Your Mom The End.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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