What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Justin Bieber.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

i had a black friend once......just kidding

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Black people.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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