Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Your gay

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A bar walks into a man

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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