Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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