Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Heskey time.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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