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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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