There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Women's Rights

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Male leadership.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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