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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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