John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

thumb_up thumb_down +30

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

800 people died last year. end of story

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops