- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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