If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

I'm HIV positive.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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