What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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The WNBA

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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