- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is 9+10? 19

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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