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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Once, I went to Peru.

I enjoy Popcorn

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A mormon walks into a bar.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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