- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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