What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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