- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why did you poop because you are a poop

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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