- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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