What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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