Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

woman's rights

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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