how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How old are you? 7

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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