Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Anti Joke

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