- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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