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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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