I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

The Big Band Theory

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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