- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What is older than history?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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