what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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