Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Anti Joke

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