- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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