- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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