Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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