- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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800 people died last year. end of story

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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