Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

why do mexicans get made fun of

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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