Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Anti Joke

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