- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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