- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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