What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

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