How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Brain fart

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Barack Obama.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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