- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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