What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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My Boyfriend

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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