- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

ever tried african food? they neither

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Julian Ha.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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