Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Anti Joke

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