What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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