Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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