- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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