why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Can midgets still have big dreams?

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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