- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How about that airline food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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