person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

i hate non minorities!

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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