What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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