- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

it was all Tagart

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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