Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Justin Bieber.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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