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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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