- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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