- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

irish man drinking john smiths

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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