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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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