- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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