- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

I enjoy Popcorn

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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