- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??