Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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