- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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