What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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