- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

i had sex.

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