- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

KILL WHITEY

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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