- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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