- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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