His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Poop

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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